Rihanna’s $18,000 Outfit | Pete & Sam’s Reality News

 i've got the look you've got the voice

between the two of us yeah we are his

dream

okay oh hello josh you absolute

speech it's actually really sexy

hello and welcome to pete and sam's

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welcome to pete and sam's reality news

this is the

place for the very latest in reality tv

this week we're going to be discussing

rihanna's latest fashion trends

anton dex ofcom complaints how scarlett

moffatt learns new words

we're also going to be launching the

inaugural reality news rich list

and joined by comedian josh jones who's

going to be giving us his take on the

latest made in chelsea series

and of course i'll be bringing you the

only interesting part of the show prick

of the week and this week

is a family affair but first as always

it's time for the headlines

rihanna shot for books in la in a very

expensive outfit rihanna visited an la

bookstore

after hours for a private shopping

session that sounds like something you'd

find in amsterdam she wore an

eye-popping ensemble that was reportedly

worth over 18

thousand dollars rihanna's net worth is

what sam oh millions

six hundred million is that no it's not

so eighteen grand

is pissed eighteen grand is the

equivalent of you shopping

in marks and spencer's all tat isn't it

for you i love marks and sparks i'm

actually wearing marks and sparks socks

right now

she's actually wearing an 11 000 pound

pair of tom

ford jeans a fendi bag worth almost 5

000

and a benny and darlow fur hat worth

around 2

000 big ones i've never been a fan of a

fendi bag i can't imagine a fendi bag

going well with your

right movie state agent look i wonder

what kind of books rihanna reads

i can't even begin to imagine hungry

hungry caterpillar it was that favorite

of yours

it was i have been meaning to ask you

actually did you ever find wally so i'm

partial to a greek mythology book

do you know who you're like you're like

her feistus you were born and then

thrown off a rock because you're ugly

and then you married aphrodite

she then cheats on avistus with ares and

then obviously you've got prometheus who

zeus eternally chained to the rock who

gets pecked alive by vultures

greek mythology is a lot like a reality

show you know you've got cheating you've

got a bad boy

you've got this inductive lady you've

got you know relationships forming and

then

did aphrodite get a plt deal geordie

shore

shock twist for new series why i man

make the grove they are meant to be

doing a 10-year reunion special but

that's been put on hold

and in the meantime we all get another

series they're switching it up a little

bit they have taken inspiration

i believe from celebs go dating and

they're cramming them all into a mansion

so what's different about the previous

series of george shaw they're just

cutting out the club bit and still

in the house this is where it

gets interesting they are carting in

people from the outside world to come in

and

party with the cast and obviously we've

got the likes of nathan henry

abby holborn and chloe ferry they're all

single so it's now a fan is chloe

fairy engaged to wayne lineker no

oh my god do you think wayne will go

into the geordie shore house because tom

zanetti came on made in chelsea

he did but wayne has flown back to ibiza

for the ocean beach opening this summer

hey

i can't imagine you're going to be

getting an invite after that catastrophe

and deck fans complain about takeaways

music finale

me if people are complaining about

anton deck we are

singer ray and dj's joel corrie and

david guetta perform their new track

bed on the show sparking complaints from

viewers about the lyrics of the song

i do find it a little bit weird that

they had complaints over not being tv

friendly

and inappropriate to be honest with you

letting ant mcpartlin back on tv was

inappropriate it seems like a defining

character trait of the british public is

their love of complaining

i did a bit of research p and uh

stumbled across these viewers have been

complaining about

eastenders characters spending too much

time at the pub

they've also been complaining again

about eastenders characters inciting bad

behavior

by not wearing hair nets in kitchen

scenes oh that's absolutely ridiculous

and my favorite one viewers complained

about out of time

clapping on strictly come dancing they

complain about the clapping on strictly

but no one complains about the clap on

love island

gordon moffat watches tv with subtitles

in bid to boost

her vocab scarlett says she's on the

mission to read

more by any means necessary to be fair

why read a book when you can just watch

subtitles sam what's your vocab like

have you got any words to teach

scarlett philanthropy is my favorite

word okay we were looking for long words

to improve your vocabulary that's just

beautiful on the roles of the tongue

what about sesquipedalian something to

do with penguins

no it's the love of long words it's

quite fitting for this actually

edutainment as he likes to call it

scarlett if you're watching

get a pen and paper out let's go through

some words pictorials pixelated

compass i'm going to make compass

excellent are you just trying to

remember any protractor

gigantor gary please change your

subtitles yeah just

oxymoron hexagonal shape

this is just word diarrhea diarrhea

funny enough you missed that butler and

trust fund shall we move on well trust

fund actually has a hyphen

daisy ridley earns 12 million pounds

playing rey in star wars movies

who the dick is daisy ridley ray in

star wars

in 2015 daisy ridley was a barmaid

she now has over 12 million in the bank

and that's got me thinking i wonder what

other famous people did

before they got famous gaz beadle from

geordie shore was a bathroom tyler

charlotte crosby was a barmaid binky was

an investment

company personal assistant pete wicks

was the director of a company which

supplied doctors to the nhs

i'll read sam thompson sam thompson

never worked a day in his life

now that brings us nicely onto our next

segment the inaugural

reality news rich list don't worry

scarlet we have subtitled that for you

the times has its rich list forbes has

its ritz list and we have our list

it was announced this week that kim

kardashian west had joined the super

rich club as she achieved

billionaire status oh

has been added to the forbes

billionaires list there's cash

everywhere

um we have that's an interesting start

since we're not having a desk

last week the sunday mirror exposed the

jaw-dropping fortunes earned by the

stars

of the only way is essex yes they are

caped

first up we got the og the reality

rongan turned professional footballer

mark wright mark is reportedly worth

nine 9.1

million pounds we've got mark's coin

and it is increasing so on the

presenting barometer from good

presenters and deck to mark wright

and deck mark wright and that just looks

like you're spanking me with a point of

mind just give it some pizzazz now what

are you wafting

energy mates next up we've got sam

there's another towie original who is

making

bank off the back of her reality tv

appearances

sam has wrapped in a reported 8.8

million

from tv and endorsement deals 8.8

million 8.8 big ones

it's not just the salary stars though

who are raking in the big

bucks marketing company pilot fish media

looked into the finances of the most

famous reality stars

from the past decade and ranked molly

may hague as the most successful love

islander

ever despite not winning the show back

in 2019 the 21 year old earns more than

any other reality tv star on instagram

making an

estimated 65 000 pounds per

post that is amazing 65 000 pounds but

sorry shut the vault down and as you can

see here we've done a graph now of what

molly mayhem's compared to what weird

compared to what we own

molly may sam and p peter who else is on

the rich list well funny should say that

sam we've actually got charlotte crosby

a very good friend of mine and yours if

you do the graphics she's a master

fortune of 2.9 million

pounds and is seventh on the list and

you can see charlotte flaunting her cash

in her newly renovated home

and while i'm here i might as well tell

you about some other essex cast members

joey essex 6.3 million pounds jemma

collins 3.7 million pounds

arge not so successful 1.1 million

pounds and if you were wondering what

sam thompson's net worth was it was

thought to be closer to a million pounds

by now however sam has done so many

failed reality tv shows including this

one that he's lost the majority of his

wealth however daddy is still giving you

that trust by money so

let's not feel too sorry for you sam and

i've actually really enjoyed this

segment it's nice to have a little bit

of space and i think we've really put

our presenting skills to good test

haven't we sir

next up we have the hugely talented josh

jones who's been binge watching made in

chelsea for us

over to you josh thanks buys i'm josh

jones i'm from manchester and as someone

who likes to shag above this station

i love posh buys hello sam

it's weird for the novena to admit this

but i've always had an attraction for

proper posh

privately educated southern men and

that's why i got into made in chelsea

but then the attraction quickly went

these men

are way too dramatic for my liking i

just don't understand if you had that

much money

why you would be bothered about what

people thought about you

sam why are the cast members i made in

chelsea a bunch of little

do you know what that's a question that

i've asked myself for for a long time

really you should stop going after the

posh boys and start going for their dads

because they're the ones with a dog

what was the one who was playing tennis

with oh chloe

is he single he's not no but i like to

call him clavy boy

does he like that he does yeah yeah but

you can call him daddy

anyway last season james was fuming with

his girlfriend maever because she told

people that he was lazy in bed

james mate why are you even bothered

you're 26 in your driver ferrara

i'd chop me and balls off for a

ferrari also

the ferrari's basically telling the

world you in bed anyway

that's why i don't shag anyone who

drives anything nicer than a 2005

vauxhall casa

the less valuable the car the more

likely he is to bang you about in it

pete what do you drive i've got a pulse

911. i don't know what that is but

it means that i uh he's in bed i

drive minnie my mum drove a mini so

you're kind of

killing this fantasy for now a little

bit although you have got bigger tits

than that for a bunch of people who have

the best education

some of these cast members are thick as

they don't speak in full sentences

they're just like you're totally you're

yeah yeah i've noticed that so many of

the scenes are really sharp and i think

that's because the cast members don't

know enough words to have a full four

minute conversation do your parents keep

a receipt for your private school

education

they probably should have let's talk

about episode three which aired tonight

on e4

at 9 00 pm wink wink ruby and reza are

having relationship problems

i think there's some trust issues there

he's having issues with the way she

communicates with him and

she's having issues with the fact that

she's shagging a peter andre

impersonator it's sophie's birthday and

the new man in her life shows up to the

house

dj tom zanetta i'm excited to see a

fellow norvena on the show

especially one that's got money now each

episode is just gonna be in filling up

an empty swimming pool with state banks

from greg's and just belly

flopping into it

despite what i've said i'm moving to

london in a couple of months

so sam if you know anyone who wants to

give me the posh

let me know p keep your mates away from

me being a maiden chelsea fan who would

you

most like to get your big northern hands

on is it me

no i think you're cute but in like a

asexual start awake like a fetic

i think um frederick oh the viking

so you do like long hair yeah so what's

wrong with me

no you're gorgeous it's just that your

accent is as scummy as mine and i'm

trying to build up the ladder so if i

had sam's accent would we be like the

perfect way we would be

i've got the look you've got the voice

between the two of us yeah we are he's

dreaming

okay oh hello josh you absolute

speech actually really sexy i think we

would love

to take you down to the blue bird give

you a couple of rogerings

and then absolutely take you back and

span dangle you really in my spandex

um if you would like a couple of gin and

tonics maybe some vodka limes over there

um you know i don't i don't smoke

ciggies but if you've got a fire for me

i can really rock your world i don't

think you knew it was gonna go on that

land

sam never normally lasts that long so

that's it from me

i'm off out of there now give me

freddie's number

peace out he was unbelievable

love josh

why is it that no one ever wants to have

sex with a nice guy it's not that it's

that no one ever wants to have sex with

you

and finally it's time for the only

important part of the show it's prick at

a week

prick of the week

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last week's nominees were mr sam

thompson gb

news and you the reality news viewer and

the winner

by a landslide was you

the viewer the reality news viewer voted

for

the reality news viewer prick of the

week

so we can now cross live to our only

viewers some might say

only fans to present them with the prick

of the week eclair

hello viewers are you there

and ladies one of you please put your

hand out we're sending something to you

now

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and there we have it some very happy

campers

now for this week's nominees first up we

have the x factor performers such as

cher lloyd

rebecca ferguson and even sam's brothers

jedward

have come out about their alleged poor

treatment and said that they witnessed

appalling and exploitive behaviour

on the itv talent show as x factor is

simon cowell's baby it's only fair that

he takes the responsibility for these

claims

in the words of jedward there's a reason

cal's company

psycho is called psycho we also

interviewed simon cowell once

we didn't we interviewed a sweaty man

from the midlands next on the list is

public litterers this is one i feel very

strongly about with lockdown

restrictions easing and some are on the

horizon many brits have been flocking to

beaches and parks over the last few

weeks

here at reality news we love a social

distance picnic as much as anyone but

what we can't get on board with is the

blatant littering that occurs after so

much as a hint of sun this year's

already been full of slogans so we

thought we'd add in a few of our own

don't be a pick up your litter

it's a sin to mr bin

your litter makes animals sick you're

massive prick if you poo

make sure it's in the loo

if you continue to be pricks we will

come to the park and we will find you

and lastly aunt and dick stop up

or we're after your jobs

that's a biggie well one of them's a big

one the other one's quite a small one

you're like our very own aunt is that

for my drinking or driving

both so they are your prick of the week

nominations the x factor

public litterers and anton deck vote now

on the ps reality news instagram

straight after this show sadly that's

all we've got time for this week on pete

and sam's reality news

i've been sam thompson i've been pete

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